Remember last year when had all those great goat puns for the Year of the Goat?
You would think that the Year of the Monkey would bring more pun fun than a barrel of monkeys. Disappointingly, that's not the case this year. There's a noticeable dearth of monkey puns.
All we're getting are mostly variations of "go bananas", "monkey business", "monkeying around" and "swinging".
An infinite number of monkeys hitting random keys on a typewriter for an infinite length of time should ape-solutely be able come up with better monkey puns.
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