Hi, my name is S M Ong and I’m addicted to the Internet.
During the singing of the National Anthem at the National Day Parade. I was using my iPhone to check how many “Likes” I had on my Facebook page.
Fortunately, I was watching the NDP on TV in The New Paper newsroom and I wasn’t caught on video looking at my phone when I should be belting out Majulah Singapura with my hand on my heart like all true Singaporeans.
More fortunately, I’m not a Member of Parliament...like, say, Ms Penny Low.
During The Pledge Moment, I was watching the latest episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart at thedailyshow.com on my desktop PC, which was fortuitous because Stewart actually mentioned Singapore in that particular episode.
He was talking about US investors looking for a safe haven for their money after the US credit rating was downgraded and joked, “Singapore is looking pretty nice this time of year.”
(The line is at 7:43 in the video below.)
Hooray for Singapore's AAA rating!
I was so delighted to hear Singapore mentioned by an American celebrity other than Seth Rogen and Rupert Murdoch (now a US citizen) – on National Day no less – I forgave myself for not saying the Pledge.
The Internet is not only full of such wonderful surprises – I can also use it to affect change.
Remember the faded Singapore flag outside my neighbour’s window I mentioned in last week’s column?
On Monday morning, I posted the article on the Yew Tee Zone 11 Facebook page and within hours, the flag was replaced with a brand new one.
I feel so empowered.
Now I’m wondering if I can use Facebook to find out what kind of TV set another neighbour has.
He lives in a block opposite mine. Even from as far as my block, I can see through the neighbour’s window that it’s the sharpest high-definition TV I have ever laid eyes on.
It makes my own HD TV look like a crayon drawing. Why is the HD TV always sharper on the other side?
I want to know what brand my neighbour’s HD TV is and whether it’s an LCD, LED or plasma TV.
I’m tempted to knock on my neighbour’s door and ask, but I’m afraid it might be a little weird to go to a stranger’s home just to find out what kind of TV he has after coveting it from afar for so long.
Maybe I’ll use the Yew Tee Zone 11 Facebook page instead.
The Internet is so useful that I feel the need to be connected almost all the time.
When I sleep, I have my iPhone beside me so that when I wake up, I can surf the Web right away.
My wife is so frustrated with my addiction that she has forced me to choose between sleeping with her or with my iPhone.
Afraid to go cold turkey, I managed to convince her that our king-size bed is big enough for a threesome.
Have I hit rock bottom yet?
Just let me check my Facebook page one more time. You may carry on with the National Anthem.
- Published in The New Paper, 14 August 2011
TRENDING POSTS OF THE WEEK
It’s like 1996 all over again. Only instead of the Macarena , we’re dancing Gangnam Style . Instead of watching the White House get bl...
Dear Ashley Garcia , Clothes maketh the man while the lack of clothes can make a woman famous. Sometimes unintentionally. I mean, y...
So The Alternative View posted this yesterday: Since my name appears in the post, I feel I need to fact-check it line by line. First ...
Last Monday, The New Paper reported that a naked man was spotted loitering at a Sengkang HDB lift lobby at night. Last week also saw a fl...
I first met Darryl David at Gurmit Singh's wedding dinner in 1995. David's date was a woman named Lynette Pang , who was a stag...
Lately, I've been noticing the recurring use of an unfamiliar word on social media. Aisey. Posted by SMRT Ltd (Feedback) on Wedne...
Did you see the pictures of Ris Low in The New Paper on Wednesday? Those legs! That hair! The peek-a-boo panties! If the pictures wer...
Zoe Tay said she was “just sexy”, and that men love her and women hate her. I can’t speak for women, but as a man, I don’t exactly love...
When I say “Jewel”, what is the first thing that comes to mind? The waterfall? Shake Shack? A&W? The song Foolish Games from the Bat...
There will be no Today tomorrow. At least in print form. On Friday, Mediacorp published the final print edition of Today newspaper and S...