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So how is Singapore the most innovative Asia-Pacific city?
We walk on the tracks when the train breaks down and escape from the cops by jumping from the third floor.
Our Health Promotion Board also runs a big ad in the papers to get parents to talk to their kids about sex and attend its seminars.
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As if to make sure you're frightened enough for your children, next to the HPB sex ad is a New Paper blurb that says, "Pimp tells of underage girl in online vice ring case: She demanded I raise her fee, or else..."
Sex is a confusing maze indeed.
(Though the sex maze kinda reminds me of Pac-Man.)
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