Thursday 21 March 2013

Well, that's innovative

In The Straits Times yesterday:

So how is Singapore the most innovative Asia-Pacific city?

We walk on the tracks when the train breaks down and escape from the cops by jumping from the third floor.

Our Health Promotion Board also runs a big ad in the papers to get parents to talk to their kids about sex and attend its seminars.

As if to make sure you're frightened enough for your children, next to the HPB sex ad is a New Paper blurb that says, "Pimp tells of underage girl in online vice ring case: She demanded I raise her fee, or else..."

Sex is a confusing maze indeed.

(Though the sex maze kinda reminds me of Pac-Man.)