You’re in a hurry.
You don’t want to be late for the job interview. Otherwise, the interviewer might lament on Facebook about our generation not being hungry enough. Or worse, call you an adult baby.
Why doesn’t the company just do a Zoom interview? Don’t these people know there’s a pandemic going on?
You remember to wear your mask so you don’t have to beat up the bus driver.
"Our bus captain could be seen cowering with his arms shielding his face as the man started punching him repeatedly on the head," said SBS Transit.
Posted by The Straits Times on Wednesday, September 16, 2020
When you reach the building, a small crowd is milling around the entrance.
Aiyah, forgot. Must do SafeEntry.
You fumble with your phone to open the TraceTogether or SingPass app.
You’re trying to scan the QR code, but so are the people in front of you, getting in your way. You may beat someone up after all.
Who knew the omnipresent QR code would so take over our lives in 2020? Even when you sleep, you need to scan the SafeEntry QR code to enter your dreams. It’s everywhere.
You consider getting your IC scanned instead. Would that be quicker?
Wait, you spot another SafeEntry QR code that no one seems to have noticed. There are actually a few of them. Why didn’t you see them earlier?
Why do people crowd around one QR code when there are others? This must be what US President Donald Trump meant by “herd mentality”. (Talk about “adult baby”.)
You scan the damn QR code and join the stream of people going in. Suddenly, everyone lurches to a halt. Now what?
You look ahead. Some blur king has stopped to scan a QR code, obliviously blocking everyone behind him. That person needs to be beaten up, but you have an appointment. Maybe someone can give him a stern warning.
People are reluctant to go around him lest they are accused of jumping the queue. You check the time.
Eventually, you make it inside and the security guard or whoever barely even glances at the green SafetyEntry Pass on your phone after all you went through to get it.
Welcome to the new normal, where the nasi lemak is $12.50 for free riders.
While the distribution of the TraceTogether tokens to the general public started last week, many of us are still relying on our phones for SafeEntry.
But despite all the information and advisories the Government has provided during the pandemic post-circuit breaker, it has neglected one critical area which affects every single one of us – SafeEntry check-in etiquette.
I’m here to fill that gap. Here are a few tips to avoid annoying your fellow SafeEntry in-checkers. You’re welcome.
Don’t block the QR code
When scanning the QR code, don’t stand right in front of it, preventing others from scanning the code. Stand to the side so that someone else can have access.
Look for another QR code
If someone is blocking the QR code, there is usually another one nearby. Open your eyes.
Don’t block the way
If you need to stop or slow down to fiddle with your phone or for whatever reason, move to the side and let others pass. This is a generally good tip to live by even if there isn’t a pandemic.
Overtake
This may be slightly controversial, but if someone fails to follow the previous tip, go around that person, especially in a fast-moving line. Don’t think you’re being nice by stopping and waiting for that person. You’re just making all the people behind you suffer because of that one blur king.
Use the SingPass app’s SafeEntry Check-in feature
Skip the QR code and check in by simply selecting the location on the list. (Not every place may be listed though.) The SingPass app is not just for retrieving your O-level results, you know.
Use the TraceTogether app’s Favourites feature
If it’s a place you visit frequently, just add it to the Favourites list and you don’t need to scan the damn QR code again.
If everyone follows these tips, you may never have the urge to beat anyone up again. And vice versa.
And we may have a little less annoying pandemic.
- Published in The New Paper, 21 September 2020
Hi SM,
I noticed that most of the time, the jam @ entrance into the Building was caused by people standing right in front of the SafeEntry QR code to scan as close as possible, which need not be. This will block the moving queue and others who wanted to scan too.
To minimise the unnecessary jam @ entrance into the Building, just place the QR code approx 2.5m high so others behind the “obstructing culprit” can scan from a distance and be on their way.
Hope this tip help.
Thanks & Regards,
WK Yeow
