S M Ong
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Tuesday, 27 January 2015
You goat to be kidding me: Oh sheep! It's the year of the goat puns
There has been some controversy over whether it should be the year of the goat or the year of the
sheep
.
But a more pressing issue is: How many
goat puns
can we tahan before the Government introduces a Goat Pun Control Bill in Parliament?
It's getting really
baaaaaa
-d. This has goat to stop.
But if you can't bleat them...
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